When my mother-in-law tells her dinner guests my husband and I keep a filthy home.

When my mother-in-law tells her dinner guests my husband and I keep a filthy home.

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When my mother-in-law asks me if I would like to iron the shirt my husband has on before we go to dinner.

When my mother-in-law asks me if I would like to iron the shirt my husband has on before we go to dinner.

When my mother-in-law says she has accepted that she is doomed to never ever have grandchildren.

When my mother-in-law says she has accepted that she is doomed to never ever have grandchildren.

When I find out our weekly ‘family dinner’ has been cancelled.

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When my mother-in-laws tells me she has interviewed potential nannies for our baby.  

And I’m not pregnant.

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When my mother-in-law tells a family friend not to bother getting a wedding dress because she is welcome to just use mine.

When my mother-in-law tells a family friend not to bother getting a wedding dress because she is welcome to just use mine.

When we are packing for a trip with his parents and my husband’s mother insists he give her his belongings for her to carry in her suitcase ‘for safe keeping’. And he obliges.

When we are packing for a trip with his parents and my husband’s mother insists he give her his belongings for her to carry in her suitcase ‘for safe keeping’. And he obliges.

When I get stuck in the same car as my mother-in-law on a long road trip.

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When my mother-in-law names off every single person she knows who is having a baby.

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